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Carey: I AM SO TICKED
AT THE BOYS.
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THEIR FATHER'S COMING,
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AND THEY WERE SUPPOSED
TO BE HOME BY 5:00.
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I GUESS YOU'RE A LITTLE
NERVOUS ABOUT SEEING YOUR EX?
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WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?
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BECAUSE YOU JUST ATE
MY DECORATIVE SOAPS.
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Zack:
STROKE! STROKE! STROKE!
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OH, NO, NO, NO.
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STROKE! STROKE!
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NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
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OH! IT'S A GOOD THING
THEIR FATHER IS COMING.
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THE BOYS NEED A FIRM
PARENTAL HAND.
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STROKE! STROKE!
Moseby: AAH!
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COMIN' THROUGH!
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MR. MOSEBY, I'D LIKE YOU
TO MEET MY EX-HUSBAND KURT.
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WELL, I SEE THE APPLES
DON'T FALL FAR FROM THE TREE.
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I'M SORRY, MAN.
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IT'S MR. MOSEBY.
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OH. SORRY, MR. MOSEBY, MAN.
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[ALL LAUGH]
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THIS IS OUR DAD.
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OH, NO KIDDING.
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HEY, MOM, DAD'S TAKING US
TO HIS CONCERT TONIGHT.
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GOODIE! HOW ARE YOU GETTING
THERE, TAXI OR LUGGAGE CART?
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WAIT, GUYS,
NOT SO FAST.
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YOU PROMISED ME
YOU'D HAVE YOUR
HOMEWORK DONE
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BEFORE YOUR DAD
GOT HERE.
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I ALREADY DID MINE.
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YOU SICKEN ME.
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AW, COME ON, MOM,
IT'S ALMOST SPRING BREAK
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AND WE HAVEN'T SEEN DAD
IN 6 MONTHS.
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ZACK, YOUR MOM'S
ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
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THANKS.
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YOU'RE GONNA DO YOUR
HOMEWORK IN A LIMO.
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A LIMO?! COOL!
BYE, MOM!
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NO--WAIT--NOT TOO LATE
AND DON'T FORGET TO
SPELL CHECK...
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OH, WHO AM I KIDDING?
THEY'RE NOT DOING
ANY HOMEWORK.
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♪ HERE I AM IN YOUR LIFE ♪
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♪ HERE YOU ARE IN MINE ♪
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♪ YES, WE HAVE A SUITE LIFE ♪
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♪ MOST OF THE TIME ♪
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♪ YOU AND ME,
WE GOT THE WORLD TO SEE ♪
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♪ SO COME ON DOWN ♪
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♪ JUST ME AND YOU
KNOW WHAT TO DO ♪
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♪ SO COME ON DOWN ♪
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♪ IT'S YOU AND ME
AND ME AND YOU ♪
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♪ WE GOT THE WHOLE PLACE
TO OURSELVES ♪
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♪ YOU AND ME,
WE GOT IT ALL FOR FREE ♪
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♪ SO COME ON DOWN ♪
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♪ THIS IS THE SUITE LIFE ♪
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♪ WE'VE GOT A SUITE LIFE ♪
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HEY, MADDIE.
HOW ARE YOU?
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WELL, MY STRAIGHT-A
GRADE POINT AVERAGE
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IS BEING THREATENED
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JUST BECAUSE SISTER MARY FREDO
IS FAILING ME IN P.E.
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NOW I'M NOT GOING TO GET INTO
A GOOD COLLEGE
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JUST BECAUSE I CAN'T
DO A SIT-UP, RUN,
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OR CLIMB A STUPID ROPE.
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DON'T YOU KNOW THE
ANSWER TO "HOW ARE YOU?"
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IS "FINE. WHAT CAN I DO
FOR YOU, LONDON?"
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FINE. WHAT CAN I DO
FOR YOU, LONDON?
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GET ME ONE OF MY
MAGAZINES, PLEASE.
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[GRUNTS]
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OHH...
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WOW! YOUARE WEAK.
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HERE, LET ME DO IT.
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HOW DID YOU
GET SO STRONG?
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I WORK OUT.
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I'VE BEEN TRAINED
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BY SOME OF THE TOP
PROFESSIONALS.
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I'D MAKE
MY OWN VIDEO,
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BUT WHY SHOULD
ANYONE ELSE LOOK
THIS GOOD?
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I NEED A REALLY
GOOD GRADE IN GYM.
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CAN YOU HELP ME GET AN "A"?
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BOY, I NEVER THOUGHT
I'D SAY THAT.
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OK, FIRST THINGS
FIRST.
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THAT OUTFIT,
HORRIBLE.
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CAN WE GO ON
TO NUMBER 2?
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OK. YOUR HAIR--
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3!
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FINE. SHOW ME HOW
MANY PUSH-UPS
YOU CAN DO.
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[GRUNTS]
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OK,
THAT WAS THE PUSH.
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LATER, WE'LL WORK
ON THE "UP."
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CAN WE GO BACK
TO MY HAIR?
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YES. IT'S AS WEAK
AND BRITTLE AS YOU.
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KNOW WHAT? MAYBE
WE SHOULD START ON
THE LAT MACHINE.
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UH, I'D RATHER START
ON THE CAPPUCCINO MACHINE.
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SUCK IT UP, BONES.
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ALL YOU HAVE TO DO
IS HOLD THIS BAR
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AND PULL IT DOWN
BEHIND YOUR BACK,
LIKE THIS.
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NOW YOU TRY.
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AAH!
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I LIKE THIS ONE!
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BOTTOM OF THE NINTH,
2 OUTS, FULL COUNT,
BASES LOADED.
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HEY, BATTER, BATTER!
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YES!
YOU'RE OUT!
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I AM NOT! I GOT
TO THE LAMP
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WAY BEFORE
YOU DID.
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THE THROW PILLOW
WAS FIRST BASE.
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SINCE WHEN?
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SINCE WE CRACKED
THE LIGHT BULB.
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HEY, BE SURE TO TELL
YOUR MOM I'M GONNA
PAY FOR THAT.
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AAH!
AAH!
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YOU KNOW, DAD?
THIS IS GREAT.
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YEAH, WE'VE REALLY
MISSED YOU.
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I MISSED YOU, TOO.
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YOU KNOW, WOULD LOVE
FOR YOU GUYS TO COME
ON THE ROAD WITH ME.
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WE WOULD HAVE
SO MUCH FUN.
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YEAH! WE COULD DO
ALL THIS,
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BUT BE ON
A TRICKED-OUT BUS!
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SOUNDS FUN,
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BUT I GET WOOZY READING
IN A MOVING VEHICLE.
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CODY, YOU PUT THE "Zs"
IN "PARTIES."
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ALL RIGHT, GUYS,
COME ON, ENOUGH
FOOLIN' AROUND.
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IT'S TIME TO DO
YOUR HOMEWORK...
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BECAUSE IT'S...
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MIDNIGHT.
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OOPS.
OOPS.
OOPS.
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SO JUST TELL YOUR MOM
THAT IT'S VERY IMPORTANT
FOR BOYS
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TO BOND WITH THEIR FATHER,
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AND IF THAT DOESN'T WORK,
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BREAK DOWN CRYING.
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WORKS FOR US.
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RIGHT NOW, IT'S TIME
FOR BED, BUT FIRST,
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BRUSH YOUR TEETH
AND FLOSS.
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HA HA HA HA!
HA HA HA HA!
HA HA HA HA!
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HEY!MONSTER CHILLER
HORROR THEATER IS ON!
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THEY'RE SHOWING
THE THING THAT ATE
EVERYTHING!
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OH,
THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
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OK, JUST
THE BEGINNING.
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[WHISPERS]
Don't open
the closet.
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DON'T OPEN
THE CLOSET!
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[WOMAN SCREAMS ON TV]
AAH!
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Carey: AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
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WHAT IS GOING ON
HERE?
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OH, UH, WE WERE
WATCHINGMONSTER
CHILLER HORROR THEATER...
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WHICH I WAS DEAD SET
AGAINST, BUT THEY
OUTNUMBERED ME.
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NOW WE'RE HEADING OFF
TO BED.
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DARE I ASK ABOUT
THE HOMEWORK?
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I WOULDN'T.
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YOU DO REALIZE THAT
THE LAST TIME CODY SAW
A HORROR FILM,
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I HAD TO GET RID
OF THE MONSTERS
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BY SCRUBBING DOWN
HIS ROOM WITH HOLY WATER?
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ITWORKED.
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BOYS, BED. NOW.
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THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT.
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HOW IS IT MY FAULT?!
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YOU'RE THE ONE THAT
TURNED ON THE TV.
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I KNOW, YOU'RE MAD.
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NO, NO. I WAS MAD
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WHEN YOU SOLD OUR CAR
TO BUY A NEW GUITAR.
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I WAS MAD
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WHEN YOU CAME HOME
FROM THE PLAYGROUND
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WITH THE WRONG TWINS.
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IT WAS
AN HONEST MISTAKE.
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THEY WERE GIRLS.
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NOW, I'M FURIOUS.
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LOOK, I JUST WANTED
TO HANG OUT
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AND HAVE SOME FUN
WITH THE BOYS.
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KURT, IT'S GREAT
THAT YOU'RE HERE
HANGIN' OUT WITH THEM,
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BUT EVERY TIME YOU COME,
I'M THE ONE WHO HAS
TO CLEAN UP YOUR MESS,
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AND I'M TIRED
OF LOOKIN' LIKE THE BAD GUY!
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WELL, LUCKY FOR YOU
I'M OUT OF HERE TOMORROW,
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SO TELL THE BOYS
I'LL SAY GOOD-BYE
TO THEM IN THE MORNING.
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I...
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WHY ARE MY PANTYHOSE
ROLLED UP IN A BALL?
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DAD DIDN'T WANT TO USE
A REAL BALL
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BECAUSE HE DIDN'T WANT
TO HURT THE FURNITURE.
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SEE? HE'S A LOT MORE
RESPONSIBLE
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THAN YOU THINK HE IS.
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I NEVER SAID
HE WAS IRRESPONSIBLE.
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YOU'RE THE ONE
WHO'S IRRESPONSIBLE.
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YOU PROMISED ME YOU'D
HAVE YOUR WORK DONE
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BEFORE YOUR FATHER
GOT HERE.
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WHY DO YOU ALWAYS
HAVE TO NAG ME
ABOUT THIS STUFF?
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BECAUSE UNLESS
I NAG YOU,
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YOU DON'T DO IT.
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WELL, DAD DOESN'T NAG ME.
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AND DID YOU DO IT?
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I DIDN'T THINK SO.
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YOU'RE TOO BUSY PLAYING
WITH MY PANTYHOSE.
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YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS
BECAUSE DAD'S FUN.
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PARENTING ISN'T
ALWAYS ABOUT BEING FUN.
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YEAH, ESPECIALLY
THE WAY YOU DO IT.
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I'M SORRY YOU FEEL
THAT WAY,
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BUT AS LONG AS
YOU LIVE UNDER MY ROOF,
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YOU WILL FOLLOW MY RULES.
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TECHNICALLY,
IT'S MOSEBY'S ROOF.
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OHH...OH...
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DEREK, MAN,
YOU DON'T LOOK SO GOOD.
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[BRITISH ACCENT]
I CAN'T HELP IT.
I GET BUS SICK.
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GOOD THING WE'RE TOURING
AMERICA ON A BUS.
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I'M TRYING TO PRETEND
I'M ON A PLANE.
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OHH...I'M GETTING AIRSICK.
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COOL! THIS BATHROOM'S
GOT AN ATTENDANT!
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THANKS, MATE. WE NEED
MORE PAPER TOWELS.
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I'M NOT A BATHROOM
ATTENDANT.
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I'M HIS SON.
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ZACK, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING HERE?
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I DECIDED
TO TAKE YOUR OFFER
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AND JOIN YOU ON THE ROAD.
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GREAT! WILL YOU STILL BE
WORKING IN THE BATHROOM?
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Carey: CODY, HAVE YOU
SEEN YOUR BROTHER?
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NOPE, CAN'T SAY I HAVE,
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NOT FOR A WHILE NOW,
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IN FACT, UNTIL YOU
MENTIONED IT,
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I TOTALLY FORGOT
I EVEN HAD A BROTHER.
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ZACK, RIGHT?
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STOP STARING AT ME.
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OK, OK, I KNOW
WHERE HE IS! I'LL TELL YOU!
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JUST STOP WITH THE EYES!
IT BURNS!
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IF ONLY ZACK WERE
THIS EASY. WHERE IS HE?
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HE STOWED AWAY
ON DAD'S BUS.
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NO!
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[SOBS]
YEAH! AND I ATE
THE LAST CUPCAKE!
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OHH...
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I CAN'T BELIEVE
HE WOULD RUN AWAY.
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WHY WOULD HE DO
SOMETHING LIKE THIS?
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I THINK HE FELT LIKE
YOU WERE DUMPING ON HIM A LOT.
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WHY? DID HE SAY
SOMETHING?
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YEAH, HE SAID THAT
YOU WERE DUMPING ON HIM A LOT.
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OK, FIRST THINGS FIRST.
WE GOTTA CALL YOUR MOM.
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[TELEPHONE RINGS]
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IT'S FREAKY
HOW SHE DOES THAT.
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SHE'S GONNA BE MAD.
YOU TALK TO HER.
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FINE. I'LL BE
THE ADULT HERE.
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LOOK, FIRST THINGS FIRST,
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I JUST WANT TO SAY I HAD
NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS,
230
00:10:04,967 --> 00:10:06,500
AND I COMPLETELY DISAPPROVE.
231
00:10:06,500 --> 00:10:08,867
[WHISPERS]
Calming her down.
232
00:10:08,867 --> 00:10:09,834
LOOK, JUST TELL ME
HE'S OK
233
00:10:09,834 --> 00:10:11,900
AND DOESN'T HAVE
ANY TATTOOS.
234
00:10:11,900 --> 00:10:13,000
HE'S OK,
235
00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:14,800
AND IT SAYS "MOM."
236
00:10:14,800 --> 00:10:15,500
[KURT LAUGHS]
237
00:10:15,500 --> 00:10:17,867
OH, COME ON,
HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR.
238
00:10:17,867 --> 00:10:20,467
I MARRIED YOU,
DIDN'T I?
239
00:10:20,467 --> 00:10:22,400
THERE IT IS.
240
00:10:22,400 --> 00:10:25,900
SO, UH, YOU WANT
TO COME UP HERE
AND GET HIM?
241
00:10:25,900 --> 00:10:27,100
I DON'T WANT TO GO HOME.
242
00:10:27,100 --> 00:10:28,567
I WANT TO STAY WITH YOU!
243
00:10:28,567 --> 00:10:31,500
HE SAYS HE REALLY
MISSES YOU.
244
00:10:31,500 --> 00:10:32,734
I HEARD.
245
00:10:32,734 --> 00:10:33,967
THANKS FOR TRYIN'.
246
00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:35,367
WHAT DO YOU THINK
I SHOULD DO?
247
00:10:35,367 --> 00:10:39,200
LOOK, NEXT WEEK IS
SPRING BREAK, ANYWAY.
248
00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:42,300
WHY DON'T YOU JUST
KEEP HIM WITH YOU?
249
00:10:42,300 --> 00:10:44,000
IF I MAKE HIM
COME HOME NOW,
250
00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:45,967
HE'LL RESENT ME
MORE THAN EVER.
251
00:10:45,967 --> 00:10:47,200
WHAT'S SHE SAYING?
252
00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:48,867
DID SHE SAY
I CAN STAY?
253
00:10:48,867 --> 00:10:50,300
WELL, YEAH, BUT--
YAY!
254
00:10:50,300 --> 00:10:53,000
THANKS, MOM!
LOVE YOU, BYE!
255
00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:54,767
DAD SAYS BYE, TOO.
256
00:10:54,767 --> 00:10:56,767
I DIDN'T
GET TO TALK TO HER.
257
00:10:56,767 --> 00:10:59,600
THAT'S BECAUSE
YOU DON'T KNOW HER.
258
00:11:00,700 --> 00:11:03,467
AND NOW I NEVER WILL.
259
00:11:05,033 --> 00:11:06,800
HE WANTS TO STAY
WITH YOUR DAD.
260
00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:09,000
DON'T FEEL BAD, MOM.
261
00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:10,967
YOU MAY NOT BE
THE FUN PARENT,
262
00:11:10,967 --> 00:11:14,367
BUT KIDS NEED
A DULL PARENT, TOO.
263
00:11:14,367 --> 00:11:16,300
LOVE YOUR HAIR.
264
00:11:17,233 --> 00:11:21,100
THAT'S IT! DO YOU FEEL IT?
DO YOU FEEL THE BURN?
265
00:11:21,100 --> 00:11:23,033
I FELT THE BURN
AN HOUR AGO.
266
00:11:23,033 --> 00:11:25,400
NOW IT'S
SEARING PAIN!
267
00:11:25,400 --> 00:11:27,834
I AM NEVER GOING TO
GET AN "A" THIS WAY.
268
00:11:27,834 --> 00:11:28,567
I MEAN, JUST
YESTERDAY,
269
00:11:28,567 --> 00:11:32,934
SISTER MARY FREDO
SAID SHE'D USE MY
ARMS FOR CHOPSTICKS.
270
00:11:32,934 --> 00:11:34,800
HERE, LET ME HELP.
271
00:11:34,800 --> 00:11:36,033
HERE.
272
00:11:36,033 --> 00:11:37,934
OW! OW! OW!
273
00:11:37,934 --> 00:11:39,767
AAH!
274
00:11:39,767 --> 00:11:41,867
AAH!
275
00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:46,367
[BELCHES]
276
00:11:46,367 --> 00:11:50,000
[BELCHES]
277
00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:52,133
WHOA. HEIS YOUR SON,
278
00:11:52,133 --> 00:11:54,900
AND HE BEAT YOU
BY A LANDSLIDE.
279
00:11:54,900 --> 00:11:58,200
IT'S A PROUD DAY
WHEN A SON BEATS
HIS FATHER
280
00:11:58,200 --> 00:11:59,600
IN A BELCHING
CONTEST.
281
00:11:59,600 --> 00:12:02,400
CAN WE GET BACK
TO THE GAME NOW, PLEASE?
282
00:12:02,400 --> 00:12:04,367
I'LL SEE YOUR
3 ANIMAL CRACKERS
283
00:12:04,367 --> 00:12:08,033
AND RAISE YOU
A CHOCOLATE COVERED
GRAHAM.
284
00:12:08,033 --> 00:12:09,367
I FOLD.
285
00:12:09,367 --> 00:12:11,934
YOU KNOW,
I'M STILL HUNGRY.
286
00:12:11,934 --> 00:12:13,467
WHAT ELSE DO WE HAVE
TO EAT?
287
00:12:13,467 --> 00:12:14,967
WHAT DON'T WE HAVE?
288
00:12:14,967 --> 00:12:16,600
WE GOT YOUR
COLD PIZZA,
289
00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:18,867
COLD BURGERS,
COLD TACOS.
290
00:12:18,867 --> 00:12:21,100
WHAT DO WE HAVE
THAT'S WARM?
291
00:12:21,100 --> 00:12:22,000
ICE CREAM.
292
00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:25,400
COOL. I'LL DRINK IT.
293
00:12:25,400 --> 00:12:27,200
I LOVE LIFE ON THE ROAD.
294
00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:30,000
POKER, BELCHING
CONTESTS,
295
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,600
AND NO ONE ASKS ME
TO TAKE A SHOWER.
296
00:12:32,600 --> 00:12:33,400
WAS THAT YOU?
297
00:12:33,400 --> 00:12:36,600
I THOUGHT SOMETHIN'
DIED IN HERE.
298
00:12:38,200 --> 00:12:41,367
YOU KNOW, DAD, THIS IS
EVEN BETTER THAN I THOUGHT.
299
00:12:41,367 --> 00:12:43,200
IF MY SCHOOL BUS
WAS LIKE THIS,
300
00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:45,767
I WOULDN'T MIND
GOIN' TO SCHOOL.
301
00:12:45,767 --> 00:12:48,600
YOU KNOW, EVENTUALLY,
YOU WILL HAVE TO GO BACK
302
00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:52,133
'CAUSE EDUCATION
IS THE MOST
IMPORTANT THING.
303
00:12:52,133 --> 00:12:56,200
HA HA HA HA!
HA HA HA HA!
HA HA HA HA!
304
00:12:57,500 --> 00:12:59,600
OK, THIS IS FOR
YOUR ENDURANCE.
305
00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:03,400
FOR YOUR UPPER
BODY STRENGTH,
I BROUGHT YOU THESE.
306
00:13:04,667 --> 00:13:05,867
SHOPPING BAGS?
307
00:13:05,867 --> 00:13:08,767
ARMS UP.
308
00:13:08,767 --> 00:13:10,200
WHOA!
309
00:13:10,734 --> 00:13:11,500
YOU BUILD UP
A LOT OF MUSCLE
310
00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:13,000
CARRYING THESE AROUND
FROM STORE TO STORE
311
00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:16,400
WHEN YOU LIMO DRIVER
CLAIMS HE "HAS A BAD BACK"
312
00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:20,900
BECAUSE HE "HURT IT"
SAVING SOMEONE'S LIFE.
313
00:13:21,667 --> 00:13:22,900
I DON'T BLAME HIM.
314
00:13:22,900 --> 00:13:24,600
THESE THINGS
ARE HEAVY!
315
00:13:24,600 --> 00:13:25,667
NOW HOLD THOSE
BAGS UP!
316
00:13:25,667 --> 00:13:28,200
NOW IMAGINE, YOU'RE
WALKING THROUGH A STORE
317
00:13:28,200 --> 00:13:33,400
WHEN PORTIA TANNENBAUM'S
ABOUT TO GRAB THE LAST
PAIR OF SIENNA KORS SANDALS!
318
00:13:33,867 --> 00:13:35,800
OOH! THOSE ARE GORGEOUS!
319
00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:37,233
THESE SHOES
ARE RUNNING AWAY!
320
00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:39,500
THEY'RE FASTER THAN YOU!
321
00:13:39,934 --> 00:13:41,300
AAH!
322
00:13:41,300 --> 00:13:45,100
LOOKS LIKE PORTIA
GOT THE SANDALS.
323
00:13:50,100 --> 00:13:51,600
AH, HAVE YOU HEARD
FROM ZACK?
324
00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:53,133
YEAH, I SENT HIM
A 5-PAGE E-MAIL
325
00:13:53,133 --> 00:13:53,934
ASKING HIM HOW HE'S DOING,
326
00:13:53,934 --> 00:13:56,700
IF HE'S HAVING FUN,
TELLING HIM HOW MUCH
I MISS HIM.
327
00:13:56,700 --> 00:13:58,500
HERE'S HIS REPLY.
328
00:13:58,500 --> 00:14:00,200
HMM.
329
00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:02,367
"BACK AT YA."
330
00:14:02,367 --> 00:14:03,667
BACK AT ME!
331
00:14:03,667 --> 00:14:05,500
OH, OK, OH...
332
00:14:05,500 --> 00:14:06,100
[SOBS]
333
00:14:06,100 --> 00:14:07,200
OH, ALL RIGHT,
OH, LOOK!
334
00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:07,867
THERE'S YOUNG CODY!
335
00:14:07,867 --> 00:14:10,233
YOU DON'T WANT HIM
TO SEE YOU UPSET...
336
00:14:10,233 --> 00:14:12,934
AND STAINING MY SUIT.
337
00:14:12,934 --> 00:14:14,934
NO. NO, YOU'RE RIGHT.
338
00:14:14,934 --> 00:14:15,900
I GOTTA PERK UP.
339
00:14:15,900 --> 00:14:18,400
I'LL SHOW HIM
WHAT A FUN MOM I CAN BE.
340
00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:20,900
GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.
341
00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:23,400
[INHALES DEEPLY]
342
00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:24,734
HA! HEY, CODY.
343
00:14:24,734 --> 00:14:25,767
I GOT A GREAT IDEA.
344
00:14:25,767 --> 00:14:26,934
LET'S GO TO THE PARK.
345
00:14:26,934 --> 00:14:27,567
I HAVE HOMEWORK.
346
00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:29,800
AH, FORGET HOMEWORK.
LET'S HAVE SOME FUN!
347
00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:30,700
HOPE YOU BROUGHT
YOUR SWEET TOOTH,
348
00:14:30,700 --> 00:14:33,900
'CAUSE I'M THINKIN'
ICE CREAM FOR DINNER!
349
00:14:33,900 --> 00:14:35,500
THAT SOUNDS GREAT!
350
00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:36,300
JUST ONE QUESTION.
351
00:14:36,300 --> 00:14:39,667
WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE
YOU DONE WITH MY MOTHER?
352
00:14:39,667 --> 00:14:41,934
OHH, YOU ARE
SUCH A KIDDER!
353
00:14:41,934 --> 00:14:43,567
NO, I'M SERIOUS.
354
00:14:43,567 --> 00:14:44,700
GO,GO!
355
00:14:44,700 --> 00:14:46,900
HUT, HUT, HUT!
356
00:14:51,734 --> 00:14:53,767
THAT WAS AWESOME!
357
00:14:53,767 --> 00:14:54,734
REAH!
358
00:14:54,734 --> 00:14:58,000
HO, KEEP IT DOWN, MAN.
ZACK'S BACK THERE ASLEEP.
359
00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:01,100
[WHISPERS]
That was awesome.
360
00:15:02,367 --> 00:15:03,600
I'M NOT ASLEEP.
361
00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:05,200
I WAS WAITING FOR YOU,
DAD.
362
00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:07,934
I THOUGHT WE'D DO
SOMETHING AFTER
THE SHOW,
363
00:15:07,934 --> 00:15:09,667
SO WHAT DO YOU WANT
TO DO?
364
00:15:09,667 --> 00:15:11,667
YA KNOW, IT MIGHT BE
A GOOD TIME FOR YOU
365
00:15:11,667 --> 00:15:13,700
TO DO THAT HOMEWORK
THING YOUR MOM FAXED YOU.
366
00:15:13,700 --> 00:15:14,900
NOW?
367
00:15:14,900 --> 00:15:15,867
BUT I'VE BEEN
WAITING AROUND.
368
00:15:15,867 --> 00:15:17,700
WELL, YOU COULD HAVE
DONE IT THEN,
369
00:15:17,700 --> 00:15:18,600
BUT YOU DIDN'T,
370
00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:20,000
SO I GUESS THEN IS NOW.
371
00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:25,734
WOW. I FINALLY
UNDERSTAND QUANTUM
PHYSICS.
372
00:15:29,100 --> 00:15:30,400
FINE, I'LL DO IT.
373
00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:32,734
BUT I MIGHT NEED
A LITTLE HELP
374
00:15:32,734 --> 00:15:33,834
ON A COUPLE OF THINGS.
375
00:15:33,834 --> 00:15:34,767
WELL, LIKE WHAT?
376
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,100
ENGLISH, MATH, SCIENCE,
377
00:15:36,100 --> 00:15:38,300
GEOGRAPHY, AND SPANISH.
378
00:15:38,300 --> 00:15:42,600
OK, I THINK
WE'RE IN OHIO...
379
00:15:42,600 --> 00:15:44,967
SEÑOR.
380
00:15:46,033 --> 00:15:47,233
DAD...
381
00:15:47,233 --> 00:15:49,000
WELL, AREN'T YOU
SUPPOSED TO DO THIS
ON YOUR OWN?
382
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:51,500
YOU KNOW, BUILD
CHARACTER, STRONG BONES?
383
00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:53,300
THAT'SMILK, DAD.
384
00:15:53,300 --> 00:15:56,100
MOM ALWAYS HELPS ME
WITH MY HOMEWORK.
385
00:15:56,100 --> 00:15:57,967
OK, I TELL YOU WHAT.
IF YOU GET STUCK,
386
00:15:57,967 --> 00:15:59,834
YOU JUST ASK ME.
387
00:15:59,834 --> 00:16:02,900
FINE. I'LL DO IT
MYSELF.
388
00:16:02,900 --> 00:16:04,934
I MEAN, HOW HARD
CAN IT BE
389
00:16:04,934 --> 00:16:06,500
TO FIGURE OUT
THE VOLUME OF HELIUM
390
00:16:06,500 --> 00:16:10,367
IN A TANK 17 CUBIC
FEET...BY...
391
00:16:10,367 --> 00:16:12,100
OOH.
392
00:16:12,100 --> 00:16:14,667
HEY, DAD?
393
00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:21,200
THIS IS AN
EXERCISE MACHINE?
394
00:16:21,767 --> 00:16:25,400
IT'S VERY GOOD
FOR THE TRICEPS AND BICEPS.
395
00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:26,834
YOU'RE KIDDING.
396
00:16:26,834 --> 00:16:28,767
JUST DO IT.
397
00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:41,033
CURRENTLY,
I HAVE NO 'CEPS AT ALL.
398
00:16:46,667 --> 00:16:48,400
[GASPS]
399
00:17:22,467 --> 00:17:23,934
HAVE YOU SEEN
MY MOM?
400
00:17:23,934 --> 00:17:24,600
NO.
401
00:17:24,600 --> 00:17:27,400
GOOD! I'VE HAD IT UP
TO HERE WITH HER FUN!
402
00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:29,934
IT'S BEEN NON-STOP MOVIES
AND JUNK FOOD.
403
00:17:29,934 --> 00:17:32,600
SHE PUT A TRAMPOLINE
IN THE LIVING ROOM!
404
00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:35,734
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!
405
00:17:37,100 --> 00:17:38,100
THERE SHE IS!
406
00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:39,400
I WAS NEVER HERE.
407
00:17:39,400 --> 00:17:42,233
OH, NOT OVER THE...
408
00:17:42,233 --> 00:17:44,300
HA HA HA.
409
00:17:44,300 --> 00:17:45,200
MR. MOSEBY,
410
00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:46,700
HAVE YOU SEEN CODY?
411
00:17:46,700 --> 00:17:47,700
AM I TWITCHING?
412
00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:48,500
WELL, WHEN YOU SEE HIM,
413
00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:49,700
TELL HIM TO MEET ME
AT THE PARK
414
00:17:49,700 --> 00:17:53,500
AND HAVE HIM BRING
HIS MITT, KNEE PADS,
AND A SNORKEL. HEH.
415
00:17:53,500 --> 00:17:55,300
WHOO!
416
00:17:56,500 --> 00:18:01,000
I DON'T EVEN
WANT TO KNOW WHAT
SHE HAD IN MIND.
417
00:18:03,300 --> 00:18:03,934
DAD, WAKE UP.
418
00:18:03,934 --> 00:18:05,900
WHAT, IS IT TIME
FOR THE NEXT SHOW?
419
00:18:05,900 --> 00:18:08,467
NO, IT'S NOON. I'M BORED.
420
00:18:08,467 --> 00:18:09,967
I HAVE NO ONE
TO PLAY WITH.
421
00:18:09,967 --> 00:18:11,900
WHAT'S DEREK DOING?
422
00:18:11,900 --> 00:18:14,700
HUGGING A CHICKEN.
423
00:18:15,767 --> 00:18:18,200
DAD, LET'S GO OUTSIDE
AND PLAY SOME CATCH.
424
00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:21,934
WE CAN'T. WE'RE GOING
60 MILES AN HOUR.
425
00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:23,300
DAD, WHAT'S GOING ON?
426
00:18:23,300 --> 00:18:24,867
YOU USED TO BE
SO MUCH FUN.
427
00:18:24,867 --> 00:18:28,233
WELL, THAT'S
BECAUSE WHEN I WOULD
VISIT YOU GUYS,
428
00:18:28,233 --> 00:18:29,400
I WAS ON VACATION.
429
00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:30,700
NOW I'M WORKING.
430
00:18:30,700 --> 00:18:31,734
YOU WERE SLEEPING.
431
00:18:31,734 --> 00:18:35,567
WELL, BECAUSE MY JOB
INVOLVES ME STAYING
UP ALL NIGHT
432
00:18:35,567 --> 00:18:36,467
TO PLAY MUSIC
433
00:18:36,467 --> 00:18:37,033
AND SLEEPING ALL DAY
434
00:18:37,033 --> 00:18:39,467
SO I CAN STAY UP
ALL NIGHT TO PLAY
MORE MUSIC.
435
00:18:39,467 --> 00:18:41,300
THEN WHY'D YOU ASK ME
TO COME?
436
00:18:41,300 --> 00:18:44,567
I NEVER THOUGHT YOUR MOM
WOULD SAY YES.
437
00:18:44,567 --> 00:18:47,800
OH.
438
00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:52,967
HEY, ZACK...
439
00:18:52,967 --> 00:18:55,767
ZACKO...
440
00:18:55,767 --> 00:19:01,033
LOOK, I DIDN'T MEAN THAT
IN A BAD WAY.
441
00:19:01,300 --> 00:19:03,700
IT'S JUST THAT
I WANT YOU HERE, BABE,
442
00:19:03,700 --> 00:19:05,767
BUT IT'S HARD BEING
THE FUN PARENT
443
00:19:05,767 --> 00:19:07,500
AND WORKING
AT THE SAME TIME.
444
00:19:07,500 --> 00:19:09,233
NOW YOU SOUND LIKE MOM,
445
00:19:09,233 --> 00:19:12,767
BUT UNLIKE HER,
YOU CAN'T HELP ME
WITH MY HOMEWORK,
446
00:19:12,767 --> 00:19:15,100
YOU'RE NEVER AWAKE
WHEN I'M AWAKE,
447
00:19:15,100 --> 00:19:17,200
AND MOM MAKES SURE
I'M IN THE CAR
448
00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:19,500
BEFORE SHE DRIVES OFF.
449
00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:23,233
WE POPPED A U-IE
AND CAME RIGHT BACK.
450
00:19:24,734 --> 00:19:27,200
DAD, TAKE A SEAT.
451
00:19:33,100 --> 00:19:37,600
LOOK, WHEN THIS STARTED OUT,
IT WAS GREAT.
452
00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:40,000
WE HAD A LOT OF LAUGHS,
453
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:41,767
A LOT OF FUN,
454
00:19:41,767 --> 00:19:44,100
BUT I JUST CAN'T LIVE
THIS WAY ANYMORE.
455
00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:46,734
DON'T TAKE THIS
THE WRONG WAY,
456
00:19:46,734 --> 00:19:48,400
BUT I'M GOING HOME
TO MOTHER.
457
00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:52,000
THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT YOUR MOM SAID
WHEN SHE LEFT ME,
458
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:55,400
AND A FEW OTHER THINGS
THAT I CAN'T MENTION.
459
00:19:58,367 --> 00:20:00,600
ARE YOU GONNA
BE OK, DAD?
460
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:03,400
YEAH.
461
00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:05,300
BUT IT'S NOT ME
THAT I'M WORRIED
ABOUT.
462
00:20:05,300 --> 00:20:09,900
DON'T WORRY,
I'LL BREAK IT TO DEREK.
463
00:20:12,367 --> 00:20:14,467
HELLO?
464
00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:20,100
AHH...AHH...AHH...
465
00:20:20,100 --> 00:20:22,700
THIS IS WHY THEY MAKE YOU
SIGN A RELEASE FORM
466
00:20:22,700 --> 00:20:25,500
BEFORE YOU BUNGIE JUMP.
467
00:20:26,567 --> 00:20:27,400
MOM!
468
00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:28,300
ZACK!
COASTER!
469
00:20:28,300 --> 00:20:31,000
DADSTER!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING BACK
SO SOON?!
470
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:33,834
WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH
ICE BAGS ON YOUR HEAD?
471
00:20:33,834 --> 00:20:36,133
OH, I WAS HAVING
TOO MUCH FUN.
472
00:20:36,133 --> 00:20:37,400
YEAH, RIGHT.
473
00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:37,900
NO, REALLY.
474
00:20:37,900 --> 00:20:40,767
SHE DECIDED TO
BECOME THE FUN
PARENT.
475
00:20:40,767 --> 00:20:41,600
HA HA HA.
476
00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:43,667
NOT AS EASY AS
IT SEEMS, IS IT?
477
00:20:43,667 --> 00:20:44,600
NO.
478
00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:48,834
WELL, YOUR JOB
IS NO WALK IN
THE PARK, EITHER.
479
00:20:48,834 --> 00:20:52,600
IT'S NOT EASY
BEING THE
RESPONSIBLE PARENT.
480
00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:54,400
YOU'VE DONE A GREAT
JOB WITH THEM.
481
00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:57,667
THANKS, BUT IT'S NICE
TO HAVE HELP,
482
00:20:57,667 --> 00:20:59,100
SO COME BACK SOON.
483
00:20:59,100 --> 00:21:00,066
I WILL.
484
00:21:00,066 --> 00:21:02,500
BOYS, I'LL BE BACK
485
00:21:02,500 --> 00:21:03,900
IN A COUPLE
OF MONTHS,
486
00:21:03,900 --> 00:21:04,834
AND REMEMBER,
487
00:21:04,834 --> 00:21:06,033
DO YOUR HOMEWORK,
488
00:21:06,033 --> 00:21:07,100
BRUSH YOUR TEETH,
489
00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:09,734
AND DO EVERYTHING
YOUR MOM TELLS YOU.
490
00:21:09,734 --> 00:21:11,600
HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!
491
00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:13,400
THANKS FOR TRYIN'.
492
00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:15,934
HEY, BY THE WAY...
493
00:21:15,934 --> 00:21:19,834
YOU'RE REALLY
LOOKIN' GOOD.
494
00:21:20,767 --> 00:21:22,734
THANKS FOR TRYIN'.
495
00:21:34,767 --> 00:21:37,767
Maddie: THE ONLY THING
STANDING BETWEEN ME
AND "A" IS THIS ROPE.
496
00:21:37,767 --> 00:21:41,000
I'M GOING TO RING
THAT BELL, SISTER!
497
00:21:42,500 --> 00:21:45,133
GET THE SANDALS,
GET THE SWEATER,
498
00:21:45,133 --> 00:21:47,567
GONNA MAKE MYSELF
LOOK BETTER!
499
00:21:47,567 --> 00:21:50,300
I'M GONNA MAKE IT...
500
00:21:50,867 --> 00:21:51,300
[DING]
501
00:21:51,300 --> 00:21:53,300
I MADE IT!
502
00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:56,100
THAT CAN'T BE GOOD.
503
00:21:56,100 --> 00:21:58,767
AAH!